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Chuck Norris on Chuck Norris Facts

December 23, 2007 on 3:00 am |
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It’s remarkable that some of his own aphorisms are as ridiculous as the meme facts. In his own inimitable words:

Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: “Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.”

There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.

Indeed, Chuck. Indeed. It’s their fault.

And now, he sues Penguin.

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