I was about to post a very serious piece about politics. But my childhood traumasmemories demand that I post this first.
This news just in:
MR. BOOM HAS A WEB SITE.
Mr. Boom went over the moon, over the moon, and landed in Biggar.
also,
HE IS STILL PLAYING GIGS.
To the uninitiated: Mr. Boom wasis a shiny-faced Scottish one-man-band children’s entertainer who liveds on a moon base, from which he sang, fairly tunelessly, songs about the activities of young children he could observe on Earth through his surprisingly high resolution telescope. Ahem.
Oh and he hads a lampshade on his head with a cymbal on it.
VISIT
that is all.
Oh
My
God
That’s it. Cargo is back in January and he’s our headline act.
“I live up here in my imagination.”
I’ll bet you do, ya quack.
I would actually fly back especially for that if you did it.
I might also soil myself in excitement.
PLEASE CHUFFY.
DO IT.