“He had me at ‘pure Italian’”

…the observation of one MetaFilter commenter about MrChiCity3 of Chicago, whose videos are… well, just watch:

Keeping your refrigerator stocked with an assortment of drinks will get you many women:

How to deal with parking tickets (“check the similie!”):

Pest control:

How to raise the spirits of sex workers in your area during the festive period:

Bonus: Interview with MrChiCity3!