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Palinwatch, day 38236: Olbermann goes ballistic

Hiwarious.

Right, guys. Now it’s getting ridiculous.

This popped up in my RSS reader:

Government will spy on every call and e-mail - Times Online

Ministers are considering spending up to £12 billion on a database to monitor and store the internet browsing habits, e-mail and telephone records of everyone in Britain.

GCHQ, the government’s eavesdropping centre, has already been given up to £1 billion to finance the first stage of the project.

Hundreds of clandestine probes will be installed to monitor customers live on two of the country’s biggest internet and mobile phone providers - thought to be BT and Vodafone. BT has nearly 5m internet customers.

Second story link

Coverage at The Register

I’m hoping, really hoping, that this is some kind of GCHQ policy analyst’s proverbial wet dream and nothing more.

Surely, the UK government can’t be considering this.

On the other hand, they do have a somewhat worrying track record…

Mielke would be proud.

Fix America’s economy? I built a sports hall!

Sarah on reading habits; the morning after pill.
Sarah on her foreign policy experience
Sarah on foreign policy exprience, part deux
Sarah on war; God; Abraham Lincoln
Sarah on being a regular ‘6-pack Joe’ American

Fear not about her lack of experience, as demonstrated by Lessig. The woman clearly has talent!

If you want the final word, who better than maaaatt daaamon?

P.s. Yes, I am addicted to Gawker.

Five hundred years of brotherly love, democracy and peace…

Three weeks ago today I moved to Zürich, or “downtown Switzerland” as the tourism bureau ads insist on calling it.

My previous visit to Switzerland was to the picture-postcard village of Lauterbrunnen in the Berner Oberland, a mid-summer holiday five years ago with a friend and his family. In Zürich I’ve seen another side to it. Most of these observations will be bleedin’ obvious to anyone who has been to the city, but never mind…

The typical things you expect of Swiss cities are absolutely true. Order and conservatism are clearly an integral part of life in Zürich. The public transport is superb, dense and easy to use. The chocolate is delicious and the mulled wine and roasted nuts are readily available from street vendors. Dozens of ‘private banks’ (the ones where the bankers come to visit you), emblazoned with chandeliers, stern receptionists and smoked-out windows, inhabit the lower third of the Bahnhofstrasse. Shops selling fur ply their trade with abandon. And yes, there are cuckoo clocks in the shops.

However, a few things have surprised me. The extent of the confederal system is one thing: it’s very rare to see any TV adverts, notices or announcements from the government in Berne. Rather, the canton of Zürich seems to have Amts (departments/bureaux) for a whole lot of things that in Scotland and the UK we might consider central government services. About the only thing the central government seems to advertise is military call-ups and exercises.

The prominence of Switzerland’s famous direct democracy is also quite remarkable. A couple of days ago, the people of the canton voted to outlaw smoking in workplaces (yay!). The turnout was low - 37% - but impressive given the phenomenon of ‘voter fatigue’ and other things they warn you about when talking about direct democracy in political science classes. The marketing for the vote was interesting too: the ‘against’ campaign attempted to portray the measure, which is fast becoming a pretty standard piece of legislation across Europe, as incredibly radical, and therefore dangerous. It gave me pause for thought on how socially conservative this state still is.

Another thing that seems slightly unusual, and perhaps impressive, to me is the extent of local media coverage of the city. There’s a TV channel called Züri-TV which broadcasts most of the day, and only covers stories from the city of Zürich. I was in New York City last month, and I can safely say that NY1 is far more parochial and embarrassing than Züri-TV, despite being the local channel for a city sixteen to twenty times as big. Still, the media here retain a hilarious degree of chocolate-box Swissness. By that I mean that train delays (what?!), people in Lederhosen, archery competitions for young boys, and yodelling folk singers are BIG news, even in the self-described ‘kleinste Metropole der Welt’.

Oh, and talking of the trains - they don’t always run on time. But with punctuality a matter of national pride, this circumstance is not taken lightly. When it happens I keep imagining the poor railway signaller who caused the delay getting bawled at in Schwiizerdütsch. Which is not a pretty sound, believe me.

Over and out.

Errata ad nauseum

• Spotted these in the supermarket. Oh dear, oh dear oh dear. Black pudding fingers in batter. Deep-fried meatballs. And I love the patriotic branding, too.
• From mid-September, I will be the Free Software Foundation Europe’s intern in Zürich
• I graduated n shit.
• Revisit The Show with Ze Frank. Yes, I know it finished over a year ago. But it’s still awesome, sportsracers!
• I will be in New York City for a good portion of next month, and in Chicago for a weekend. Suggestions of what to do/see are welcome (comment or bigredball@gmail.com ).
• Hulk congratulates you for getting this far down the bullet list.